What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Poop

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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