A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Peas

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

women's rights

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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