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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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