- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

hey guys im gay

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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