- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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