Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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