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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

angelosnyder is not gay

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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