- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How are cars made? By magic.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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