Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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PIED NINNY!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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