- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What is white and square? A ping pong block

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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