- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was the woman?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What is the difference?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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woman's lacrosse

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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