How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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