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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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