Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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