What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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I love you

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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