- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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