- Anti Joke

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.