- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

I'm HIV positive.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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