- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Knock Knock The doors already open

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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