- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Cancer.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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