Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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