- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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