Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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This sentence is a lie.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Stop procrastinating.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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