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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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