- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

this is not a joke.

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