Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Sir, your wife is dead

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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