Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Girls Lacrosse.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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