- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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