what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Anti Joke

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