- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Barack Obama plays basketball

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What comes after 23? 24.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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