What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

VaginaBoob ^.^

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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