- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

This is funny.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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