- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Were can you find a bag of meth?

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

No

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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