How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Do you love me? No.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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