The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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69.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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