How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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THE GAME

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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