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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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