Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

women's rights.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

binladin walks into the american seals

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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