Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Tommy got neutered.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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