- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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taking out the trash... at night

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Do you like apples? Yes

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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