How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Anti Joke

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