- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Tommy got neutered.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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