How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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