A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Beka has AIDS

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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