- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

The Holocaust

Blacks

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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