Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

dassa

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Woman's Rights

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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