Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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