- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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