Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

civil rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why do fat people commit suicide

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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