- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's two plus two? Window

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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