Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Black people

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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