A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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