- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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