What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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