Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Women's rights.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats a joke

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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