- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Smeg...

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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