why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Black people being friendly.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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