- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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