- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Women's rights

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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