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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Dude man, I'm high...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Once upon a time

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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