- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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