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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Rebecca Black.

a man walked into a bar....

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Women's rights

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Vote this down and get DOXED

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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