why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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