what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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