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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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