- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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