Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Shea's sty....

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Good afternoon.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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GONNA

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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