You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

I was once a hamster.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

su algato es en fuego

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

wanna here a joke? you.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Womens rights

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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