- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

richard is fag

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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