- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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