- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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