- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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