A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Shea's sty....

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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