- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

obama

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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