- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why can't jokes spit?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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