- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

ecks! why zee?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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