- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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