two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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penis haha

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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