What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Penis

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No soup for you!

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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all your base are belong to mark

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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what's up? my penis.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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