- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

there once was a black man who played basketball

LO AND BEHOLD!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

jd and zach loves vigina

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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