- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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