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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

roses are red violets should be purple

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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