- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Nickelback

A seal walks into a club.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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