Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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