knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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