- Anti Joke

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

If you were a cactus, why?

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.