why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

ME NAME IS JEFF

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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