A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Laugh.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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