- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock knock Come in

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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