- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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