What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Trump will make America great again.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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mexicans fishing

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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brittney griner

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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