- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

N-E Pats never cheated

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Religionh

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What is the meaning of life? 42

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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