What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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