Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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