- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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