- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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