- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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