- Anti Joke

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

get in the car.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Anti Joke

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