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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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