How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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8--------------------- penis

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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hello

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