How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Refrigerator

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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